Honou
10-15-2006, 05:51 PM
Dan: Walks away from the shops with heavy amounts of items in his possession "Bamf! Looks like I'm ready for Ragol!"
Kinnison: Looks at the FOnewm walking out of the shops "...Y-you gotta be kidding me. There's no way in hell you're ready."
Dan: Looks back at the HUmar who made the comment "Psssh, and why not? I basically cleared out those shops! I have every item I could possible want, ya (CENSORED)!"
Kinnison: "Listen here, you friggen nub. FOnewms, such as yourself, cannot go into battle trying to equip a Gigush."
Dan: "Says who?"
Kinnison: "Your race. You nub."
Dan: "Ya know what, follow me! Watch, as I make quick work of those savage monsters in the forest!"
Kinnison: He snickers "Oh, this oughta be a treat."
Minutes later...
Kinnison: Standing next to a bloody corpse that barely resembles that arrogant FOnewb, which is covered from head to toe in claw-wounds, gargantuan mosquito bites, and bruises "I don't want to say 'I told you so,' but..."
Dan: "SHADDAP."
Kinnison: "Oh, and by the way..."
Dan: "Eh?"
Kinnison: "Thanks for sucking so bad...
Dan: "Bleargh..."
Kinnison: "...and for being a Purplenum."
Dan: Irritated "Why?"
Kinnison: " 'Cause if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have found this sucker!" Holds up the purple beauty itself, an Untekked Lavis Cannon
Dan: Inhales deeply before shouting "...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kinnison: "Heheh, see ya later, 'Vader! (Refer to that last Star Wars Movie) Nyuk nyuk nyuk!" Runs away
Dan: "COME BACK HERE, YOU (CENSORED!) !! C'MON, I'LL KILL YOU!"
In the distance, a sharp rebuttal could be heard.
"HAH! What are you gonna do? Bleed on me!? BWAHA!"
Kinnison: Looks at the FOnewm walking out of the shops "...Y-you gotta be kidding me. There's no way in hell you're ready."
Dan: Looks back at the HUmar who made the comment "Psssh, and why not? I basically cleared out those shops! I have every item I could possible want, ya (CENSORED)!"
Kinnison: "Listen here, you friggen nub. FOnewms, such as yourself, cannot go into battle trying to equip a Gigush."
Dan: "Says who?"
Kinnison: "Your race. You nub."
Dan: "Ya know what, follow me! Watch, as I make quick work of those savage monsters in the forest!"
Kinnison: He snickers "Oh, this oughta be a treat."
Minutes later...
Kinnison: Standing next to a bloody corpse that barely resembles that arrogant FOnewb, which is covered from head to toe in claw-wounds, gargantuan mosquito bites, and bruises "I don't want to say 'I told you so,' but..."
Dan: "SHADDAP."
Kinnison: "Oh, and by the way..."
Dan: "Eh?"
Kinnison: "Thanks for sucking so bad...
Dan: "Bleargh..."
Kinnison: "...and for being a Purplenum."
Dan: Irritated "Why?"
Kinnison: " 'Cause if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have found this sucker!" Holds up the purple beauty itself, an Untekked Lavis Cannon
Dan: Inhales deeply before shouting "...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kinnison: "Heheh, see ya later, 'Vader! (Refer to that last Star Wars Movie) Nyuk nyuk nyuk!" Runs away
Dan: "COME BACK HERE, YOU (CENSORED!) !! C'MON, I'LL KILL YOU!"
In the distance, a sharp rebuttal could be heard.
"HAH! What are you gonna do? Bleed on me!? BWAHA!"