Can someone please translate this?

[mrspoon]

http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitledqp8.jpg

[Doki]

It says your desktop is ugly.

[Gorge]

join us in the "Japanese Error" post. Gameguard is basically telling you that it likes being difficult and doesn't want you to play the game.

[akaifire]

Failed to connect to the game guard update server.
Try again later or check your firewall settings.
(or something like that, I'm not a native japanese speaker).