uhhsam
02-26-2004, 11:41 AM
shadow was walking along, and saw some girl scouts. he jumped on their heads, started running in place really fast, and their heads popped off one by one.
then the cops showed up and arrested him and took him to jail. but shadow did the same thing to the cops and escaped.
then the fbi tracked him down and had him cornered in a complex in waco texas. but shadow did the same thing to janet reno and some stupid religious creeps who were hanging out in the same building and escaped.
then the men in black showed up. shadow didn't have to do anything with them, because they started making out with eachother and one said 'is that your memory eraser zapper thing in your pocket or are you happy to see me?' and he reached to grope it and ZAP it went off and they both lost their memory and were like 'wtf are we kissing for?' and ran away.
but then shadow hopped on their heads and popped them off anyway just for fun.
THE END
then the cops showed up and arrested him and took him to jail. but shadow did the same thing to the cops and escaped.
then the fbi tracked him down and had him cornered in a complex in waco texas. but shadow did the same thing to janet reno and some stupid religious creeps who were hanging out in the same building and escaped.
then the men in black showed up. shadow didn't have to do anything with them, because they started making out with eachother and one said 'is that your memory eraser zapper thing in your pocket or are you happy to see me?' and he reached to grope it and ZAP it went off and they both lost their memory and were like 'wtf are we kissing for?' and ran away.
but then shadow hopped on their heads and popped them off anyway just for fun.
THE END