Ask Espio the chamelion

[Espio 9]

riiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Firestorm]

yeeeep

[Espio 9]

:shock:

[Firestorm]

:D

[Espio 9]

:)

[Firestorm]

:mrgreen:

[Espio 9]

8)

[Firestorm]

:lol:

[EvilEspio9]

:?

[Firestorm]

:twisted:

[EvilEspio9]

:roll:
Next question

[Firestorm]

Why do we keep doing that in various topics?

[EvilEspio9]

Es: Beats me

[Firestorm]

What other colors besides purple to chameleons come in?

[EvilEspio9]

Es: We can blend in with stuff so any color

[Firestorm]

What's your favorite thing to do?

[EvilEspio9]

Es: Throw shroikens

[Firestorm]

What's your least favorite thing to do?

[Espio 9]

Es: Do detective work

[Firestorm]

If you could get rid of anything to make your life better what would it be?

[Espio 9]

Es: Charmy

[Firestorm]

Who's more annoying, me or Charmy?

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Ash: Es?? Can I have a hug?? I've had a bad week.

[Espio 9]

Who's more annoying, me or Charmy?Es: You

[Espio 9]

Ash: Es?? Can I have a hug?? I've had a bad week.Es: No

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Ash: *starts crying* :cry: :cry: :cry: WAAHHHH YOU'RE MEAN!!!

[Espio 9]

Es: Fine..........I'll give you a hug

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Ash: *stops crying* Yay!!! :o

[Espio 9]

Es: *hugs Ash*

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Ash: *hugs Sonic* Yay!!
Sonic: :roll:

[Espio 9]

Es: *yawns and takes a vacation*

[Firestorm]

Who's more annoying, me or Charmy?Es: You
HAHA!!! :D :lol: yay

[Espio 9]

Es: :roll:

[Firestorm]

It took years to get it perfect :D

[Espio 9]

Es: :lol:

[Firestorm]

I have another question for you. Last night I beat the entire Team Chaotix story line and I must say, Charmy's voice drove me up the wall!! Whenever he talked my hair stood up on end, and that wasn't pretty. :cry: Could you keep a muzzle on that kid before everyone in the world goes insane??!!

[Espio 9]

Es: I'd love to :twisted:

[Firestorm]

YAY!! :D

[Espio 9]

Es: *puts a muzzle on Charmy*

[Firestorm]

Charmy: *mm mmm MMM mmmm!!*
Me: HAHA!!!! :twisted:

[Espio 9]

Es: *takes a nap*

[Firestorm]

I bet now that Charmy's voice is gone the world will be a much quieter place

[EvilEspio9]

Es: Yup

[Firestorm]

Why do you have 2 names?

[EvilEspio9]

I felt like it

[Firestorm]

What happens when I run out of ideas for questions to ask you?

[grath]

*Plays with Espio's tail whilst he's asleep*

[Firestorm]

*Plays with Espio's tail whilst he's asleep*
:lol:

[Espio 9]

What happens when I run out of ideas for questions to ask you?We all die

[Firestorm]

What happens when I run out of ideas for questions to ask you?We all die
Haha, like that's ever going to happen... :twisted:

[AnimeFreak975]

HEY ESPIO, CAN I FIGHT YOU?

[Espio 9]

Es: Sure

[SupaKhaos]

Can I eat you?

[Espio 9]

Es: No

[grath]

What flavor is Charmy?

[Dazmi]

who do you hate??? :?:

[Espio 9]

What flavor is Charmy?Es: WHAT!!!!!!!!

[Espio 9]

who do you hate??? :?:Es: Charmy........

[grath]

Can you see in two directions at once like other chameleons?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yeah.........

[grath]

What's it like?

[13supersonic13]

do u eat bugs?

[Espio 9]

What's it like?Espio: Fun

[Espio 9]

do u eat bugs?Espio: No

[grath]

*stares at curly tail*

[akarenjaa]

What flavor is Charmy?

You'd have to remove his stinger and ring out all the venom before you can eat him anyway. Porterhouse usually sticks to hunting down and eating Chao.

[grath]

Must resist...pulling Espio's...tail!
*pets Espio* I've always wanted to do that. ^.^

[Espio 9]

Espio: Don't do that

[grath]

It's hard. You look so cuddly like Vincent, Kaze, and Knux.

[Espio 9]

Espio: Get away

[grath]

:(

[13supersonic13]

ninjas dont like being touched

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yeah

[grath]

I don't blame him. I don't like it either. I almost slap people when they touch me. But Espio just looks so cuddly.

[Espio 9]

Espio: Cuddly?

[13supersonic13]

HES GOT A HORN

[Espio 9]

Espio: So?

[13supersonic13]

horns arent very cuddley... cream on the other hand... :D

[grath]

Espio: Cuddly?

Yeah. I have a wierd definition of cuddly.

[akarenjaa]

Butch enters, lighting a cigarette.

BUTCH: (to Espio) Mind if I sit down, partner? (tosses his cowboy hat on Espio's horn)

[Espio 9]

horns arent very cuddley... cream on the other hand... :DEspio: O.o

[Espio 9]

Espio: Cuddly?

Yeah. I have a wierd definition of cuddly.Espio: Oh

[Espio 9]

Butch enters, lighting a cigarette.

BUTCH: (to Espio) Mind if I sit down, partner? (tosses his cowboy hat on Espio's horn)Espio:*tears hat appart*

[grath]

Grath like pointy things. (refering to horn)

[Espio 9]

Grath like pointy things. (refering to horn)Espio: Oh

[grath]

Be glad I didn't glomp you.

[akarenjaa]

BUTCH: (sitting down, putting his feet up on table) That's better. (offers Espio a cigarette) Smoke?

[Espio 9]

Be glad I didn't glomp you.Espio: Glomp?

[Espio 9]

BUTCH: (sitting down, putting his feet up on table) That's better. (offers Espio a cigarette) Smoke?Espio: No

[grath]

Glomp - tackle hug

[akarenjaa]

BUTCH: (points laser gun at Grath) Ya better let m'boy go if ya wanna keep yer head! (chews on cigarette)

[Espio 9]

Glomp - tackle hugEspio: EEK!

[Espio 9]

BUTCH: (points laser gun at Grath) Ya better let m'boy go if ya wanna keep yer head! (chews on cigarette)Es:*draws sword* Put that away or lose your throat

[shadowhereos2]

ummm........... what :?

[Espio 9]

ummm........... what :?ummm.........huh?

[akarenjaa]

BUTCH: (holsters blaster) Sure thing, Buddy! (to waiter) Gimme three shots of Jack Daniels. (throws a wad of $100 bills to waiter) Consider it a tip.

[shadowhereos2]

lele mamamia papaluigi herekesemeleche!!!!!

[Espio 9]

BUTCH: (holsters blaster) Sure thing, Buddy! (to waiter) Gimme three shots of Jack Daniels. (throws a wad of $100 bills to waiter) Consider it a tip.Espio:*waits for next question*

[akarenjaa]

BUTCH: (gulps down first shot of whiskey) So, Espio, killed anyone lately?

[Espio 9]

Espio: No

[shadowhereos2]

hey espio have we met?

[Espio 9]

Espio: No

[shadowhereos2]

gewd so umm how many entertainment systems do you own?

[akarenjaa]

Espio: No

BUTCH: Ya oughta join us for our bi-weekly Great Chao Hunts. I usually kill Chao for sport. (spills whiskey on his boots) Damn it! And I just bought these three days ago. (back on subject) Anyway, it's loads of fun. And there is a scoring system. 5 points for a normal Chao, 10 points for a Hero Chao, 10 points for a Dark Chao, etc. all the way up to 100 points for a Chaos Chao. We meet on the rooftop of Tony's Pizzaria every other Saturday afternoon at 1:00. And it's B.Y.O.L. (Bring Your Own Liquor).

[Espio 9]

gewd so umm how many entertainment systems do you own?Es: All of them

[Espio 9]

Espio: No

BUTCH: Ya oughta join us for our bi-weekly Great Chao Hunts. I usually kill Chao for sport. (spills whiskey on his boots) Damn it! And I just bought these three days ago. (back on subject) Anyway, it's loads of fun. And there is a scoring system. 5 points for a normal Chao, 10 points for a Hero Chao, 10 points for a Dark Chao, etc. all the way up to 100 points for a Chaos Chao. We meet on the rooftop of Tony's Pizzaria every other Saturday afternoon at 1:00. And it's B.Y.O.L. (Bring Your Own Liquor).Espio: Thanks but no thanks

[akarenjaa]

BUTCH: (knocks back another shot of whiskey) So, can I buy you a drink?

[Espio 9]

Es: No

[shadowhereos2]

weally? oh well

enouph of this smalltalk must destroy espio
(shoots lazers from the skull)

[Espio 9]

Espio:*dodges*

[akarenjaa]

weally? oh well

enouph of this smalltalk must destroy espio
(shoots lazers from the skull)

Butch whips out laser guns, fires, and reholsters guns before Espio's would-be killer realizes he's dead.

BUTCH: (taking in another shot of whiskey) I told ya. You mess with ma purple pal here, and you're gonna get smoked. (to Espio) You all right there, partner?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yeah........g2g

[shadowhereos2]

destroy all codename Butch destroy

*attacks with a light attack then jumps in the air Ready........go fshhhhhhhhh*

[akarenjaa]

Butch overturns table, using it as cover. He whips out blasters, firing point blank.

BUTCH: (smiling) I don't think so.

[eclipse-dragon]

who is better you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you or you :shock:

[Espio 9]

Espio: Me?

[grath]

Glomp - tackle hugEspio: EEK!

That's the definition. Be glad I didn't glomp you.

[grath]

Do you know the lyrics to your team's theme song?

[grath]

This is the pic I'm talking about.

http://www.fanart-central.net/pictures.php?pid=85585

:P

[Espio 9]

Glomp - tackle hugEspio: EEK!

That's the definition. Be glad I didn't glomp you.Espio: Okay

[Espio 9]

Do you know the lyrics to your team's theme song?Espio: Yeah

[Espio 9]

This is the pic I'm talking about.

http://www.fanart-central.net/pictures.php?pid=85585

:PEspio: I know.........I saw it before........I'm gonna kill that bee

[grath]

Do you know the lyrics to your team's theme song?Espio: Yeah

Can you tell 'em to me please? I'm trying to learn the song. Or should I annoy Vector?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Anny Vector

[grath]

Kay. *pokes Vector* Hey Vec, can you teach me the lyrics to the Team Chaotix theme song?

[Espio 9]

Espio:*meditates*

[grath]

What made you change from a boastful and rude guy to a quiet ninja?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Isolation

[grath]

Ever got your tongue stuck to something while trying to eat CHarmy?

[13supersonic13]

why are u purple?

[Espio 9]

Ever got your tongue stuck to something while trying to eat CHarmy?Espio: Yes

[Espio 9]

why are u purple?Espio: Cause I am

[grath]

Ever got your tongue stuck to something while trying to eat CHarmy?Espio: Yes

WHat stuff?

[Espio 9]

Ever got your tongue stuck to something while trying to eat CHarmy?Espio: Yes

WHat stuff?Espio: The ceiling fan for one

[grath]

That must've sucked.

[Espio 9]

That must've sucked.Espio: Yup........Also an unhappy encounter with an electrical outlet

[grath]

Dang.

[Espio 9]

Es: I didn't go after Charmy for a month.....

[grath]

I'm a little jealous at my friend. He has a Knux plushie. *wants Espio plushie*

[Espio 9]

Espio: Oh

[grath]

:(

[Espio 9]

Es: *gives Knuckles plushie* Here

[grath]

Nice of you. *wants Espio plushie* Ever tried on ninja clothes?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yes.....

[grath]

Cool, 'cause I drew a pic of that. Wish I could do CG or it would look really awsome.

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yeah

[grath]

Ever been called a bishie by people besides me?

[Espio 9]

Espio: No

[Espio 9]

Espio: I guess no one wants to ask me any more questions....

[evil_angel]

Well I finished reading so I am ready to ask....Well who are your parents(chameleons... I know but what are their names)???Do you have any brothers or sisteres???

[Yusukeurimeshi198]

Where did you learn to be a ninja?

[metalsonic_luvr16]

how much do ninja stars cost?

[knuckles6k]

Heres a good question, How did you first meet Knuckles? And then joined to form the Chaotix

[evil_angel]

Please answer...... :cry:

[knuckles6k]

yeah Espy, this isn't like you to not answer us...especially ur buddy me :(

[evil_angel]

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[grath]

Guess who's back from the grave?

Hey Espio how do chameleons change their colors?

[grath]

This is the pic I'm talking about.

http://www.fanart-central.net/pictures.php?pid=85585

:P

XD

[evil_angel]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Yusukeurimeshi198]

we're waiting....

[evil_angel]

I guess he forgot this topic..... :cry:

[evil_angel]

Espio please answer

[evil_angel]

Espio please answer
What are you waiting for???

[Espio 9]

Espio: Gimmie a few minutes....I was taking a nap

[Espio 9]

Well I finished reading so I am ready to ask....Well who are your parents(chameleons... I know but what are their names)???Do you have any brothers or sisteres???Es: I don't know of any parents....And The Chaotix are like my siblings

[Espio 9]

Where did you learn to be a ninja?Espio: From my sensai

[Espio 9]

how much do ninja stars cost?Espio: $5.00 for 10

[Espio 9]

Heres a good question, How did you first meet Knuckles? And then joined to form the ChaotixEspio: I tried to steal his Master Emerald.....When we discovered Charmy and Vector we just formed a team

[Espio 9]

Guess who's back from the grave?

Hey Espio how do chameleons change their colors?Espio: You expect me to have studied how chamelions change colors because.....

[evil_angel]

Why everyone wants to steal the Master Emerald???

[Espio 9]

Why everyone wants to steal the Master Emerald???Espio: Its powerful

[evil_angel]

Do you like Rouge????(Say the truth....) :oops:

[Espio 9]

Espio: No....

[evil_angel]

Are you sure???

[Espio 9]

Espio: Only as a friend.....Nothing more.....

[evil_angel]

Okey........... :roll: When was the first time you met Charmy???And how old was he???

[Espio 9]

Espio:I met Charmy when he was 4 in Station Square....That stupid be smashed into me and made me nearly get run over by a car.......Stupid bee....

[evil_angel]

And Vector???

[Espio 9]

Espio: I put myself up as a sort of ninja for hire after I met Knuckles and Vector hired me

[evil_angel]

Shadow and Sonic are your friends???

[Espio 9]

Espio: Not really.....

g2g

[Yusukeurimeshi198]

Where did you learn to be a ninja?Espio: From my sensaioh

[Espio 9]

Espio: Next question...

[knuckles6k]

K6K: Why did you want to stay with Knuckles and the Chaotix whenyou found out you could make a hire by yourself?

[AlexanderEsa]

Sgt_BFG: has Charmy actually played with your tail?

[Espio 9]

Espio: I made more money with the Chaotix back then...And yes...Vector said he'd give me a raise if I played with Charmy so all Charmy did that day was play with my tail....

[knuckles6k]

K6K: funny...another question. Could I be one of the Chaotix if I asked or tried?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Probably.....If you could stand being constantly annoyed by Charmy....

[knuckles6k]

K6K: trust me...I'm use to being around annoying ppl

[Espio 9]

Espio: Then you could join

[evil_angel]

Espio are you there???

[Espio 9]

Espio: Maybe...

[evil_angel]

Do you like any sport???(not killing Charmy)

[Espio 9]

Espio: No...

[evil_angel]

What kind of music you prefer???

[Espio 9]

Espio: Rock

[evil_angel]

Why do you hate Charmy so much???

[Espio 9]

Espio: How can you not hate him?

[evil_angel]

I'm asking you...What does he do???

[Espio 9]

Espio: He messes with my tail.....

[evil_angel]

Ahhh...but your tail is quite funny ,don't you thik so???

[Espio 9]

Espio:*aims a shrioken* You touch my tail you die.....

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio:*aims a shrioken* You touch my tail you die.....
*pokes tail* ^_^ hehehe.... *sweatdrop*

[Espio 9]

Espio:*sweatdrop* Your a friend of my friend.......I'll let it slide this once.....

[evil_angel]

Ok I won't touch it...*hide behind a sofa*

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio:*sweatdrop* Your a friend of my friend.......I'll let it slide this once.....
can i have a hug?

[Espio 9]

Espio: No....

[evil_angel]

And I??? *put a cute face* :D

[Espio 9]

Espio:*holds up shroiken* Don't make me use this.....

[evil_angel]

Ok then........

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio: No....
pleeease?

[Espio 9]

Espio:Heres a suivineer*gives you a shroiken*

[evil_angel]

Here do you used to live before join the Chaotix???

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio:Heres a suivineer*gives you a shroiken*
whats a shroiken? O.o?

[Espio 9]

Espio: A cave in the mountains

[metalsonic_luvr16]

hey Espio. you're hot. XD ^_^;; lol.

[Espio 9]

Espio: Oooooooookaaaaaaay

[evil_angel]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[Espio 9]

Espio: I agree

[metalsonic_luvr16]

*sweatdrop*

[teamgiza]

Orbit: Have you ever done drugs?

[Espio 9]

Espio: No

[teamgiza]

Espio: NoOrbit: You sure?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Yes

[teamgiza]

Espio: YesOrbit: Cause you seem like the kind of guy who would?

[Espio 9]

Espio: I'm not

[teamgiza]

Orbit: Or are you?

[Espio 9]

Espio: Are you?

[grath]

Where do you keep your stars? They're bigger than you!

[megasonic]

Have you ever done the chicken dance with Ganondorf?

[Espio 9]

Espio: My hand cuffs.....And :shock:

[knuckles6k]

K6K: lol then I consider myself joining Espio

[evil_angel]

*Playing with Espio's tails*Curly.....Straight...Curly.....Straight.....

[knuckles6k]

K6K: hehehe...hes going to get after you for that ^_^'

[evil_angel]

*still playing with his tail*Curly.....Straight......curly.....straight... .

[Espio 9]

Espio:*throws shroikens at evil angel* DIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!

[megasonic]

Have you ever done the chicken dance with Ganondorf?

[evil_angel]

Ahhhh.....!!!!*runs away**hides behind a sofa*

[Espio 9]

Have you ever done the chicken dance with Ganondorf?Espio: :shock: *throws more shroikens at evil angel*

[megasonic]

Have you ever done the chicken dance with Ganondorf?Espio: :shock: *throws more shroikens at evil angel*


have you ever fed hamtaro to a bunch of carnivorous Pikmin?

[evil_angel]

Ahhhh!!!!ok!!!! I never going to play with your tail again...............

[Espio 9]

Have you ever done the chicken dance with Ganondorf?Espio: :shock: *throws more shroikens at evil angel*


have you ever fed hamtaro to a bunch of carnivorous Pikmin?Espio: Yes :twisted: You better not touch my tail evil angel..... :evil:

[metalsonic_luvr16]

*swats Espio's tail* *sweatdrop* please don't kill me...

[evil_angel]

Yes....I sure it.........!!!!

[megasonic]

Have you ever said, "HOUDINI HIMSELF COULDN'T ESCAPE FROM THIS THING!!" while trying to get a fingertrap off??

[Espio 9]

Espio: If Msl16 or evil angel touch my tail again I'll slit their throats....And no megasonic....

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio: If Msl16 or evil angel touch my tail again I'll slit their throats....And no megasonic....
sorry?

[Espio 9]

Espio: If Msl16 or evil angel touch my tail again I'll slit their throats....And no megasonic....
sorry?Espio: Okay....

[evil_angel]

Espio: If Msl16 or evil angel touch my tail again I'll slit their throats....And no megasonic....


.................................................. ........................... :shock: You what???

[metalsonic_luvr16]

Espio: Okay....
can i have a hug now?