Sonic bloopers(spoilers)

[Sonicfan#1]

Eggman: I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!
Sonic: ...are you sure? Let me check the script.
Eggman: THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS!!!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird...
Amy: ... didn’t we already do this?
Knuckles: Time to make a house call!
(007 James Bond drops in)
Knuckles: HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! THIS AIN’T YOUR SHOW!
(Tornado vs. Eggman fighters scene in Sky Chase. Tornado accidentally blasts one of the camera helicopters.)
Director: What the--? Who did that?
Tails: Uh, he did it. (Points to fighter)
Pilot: Did not!
Tails: Did too!

sonic:knucles did you let eggman trick you again
Knucles:no he said said that if i killed tails a purple leprecaun would give me a biscuit
Sonic:sigh
Knuckles: What do you mean? I'm not gullible!!
Sonic: Oh please, you get tricked by Eggman once a week.

*On the set of SA 1*
Director: "Okay we're shooting the Final Battle between Sonic and Perfect Chaos!"
Chaos: "Huh we're shooting this first?!"
Director: "Well every good director shoots the last scene first!"
Chaos: "Okay"
Director: "AND ACTION!"
Director: (Wispering) "Q Tails."
Tails: *Runs on set putting a shoe on but falls down* "Oooof sorry I'm late anyway ummmmm (Looks a script) oh yeah! SONIC USE THE NEGATIVE errr POSITIVE POWER OF THE EMERALDS!!!!"
Sonic: "Tails I'm right here."
Tails: "OK!!!!!"
Chaos: "Man have mercy this isn't what the script said he's about to kill me yelling way to loud! Sonic lets get him then we'll fight!"
Tails: "Ummmm guys how come your staring at me weird and Sonic why do you have a knife?"
Chaos: *Puts a muzzle on tails* "Go him! NOW SONIC!!!!"
Sonic: "Right!" *Puts Tails in a sack!*
Director: "CUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!! Oh and bring in the stunt double for Tails!"
Chaos: "Dude your too loud."
*Sonic and Chaos look at each other and smile*
Director: "Ut-oh! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Runs off stage!*

*Shadow sleeping in his trailer*
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Huh? -.o
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: O.O AHHHHH! MARIA?!
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Maria, is that really you?
Maria: Yes shadow...
Shadow: Why are you're here? aren't suppose to be in heaven or something? What do you want?
Maria: Shadow...you have not Fulfilled my wish!
Shadow: What?! I Did what you asked of me: I SAVED THE FREAKIN' WORLD! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Maria: NO!
Shadow: Then what is it then...what do you want me to do?
Maria: I want yo..*Disappears*
Shadow(Writing on notepad): Sorry didn't catch that Maria, please say it again I didn't quite wrote it...down? Maria? MARIA?!
Maria: *Appears again* sorry about that, minor problems...I mean I had to use the little-dead-girls room. Ahem, as I was saying: I want you to STOP EATING TACOS!
Shadow: What?! Why Maria?! Is it because of the bathroom smell?!
Maria: No!(Thank god!) You're Always Talkin' About Tacos and Gyros, confusing them sometimes and even once-in-a-while, you talk about Nachoes. You talk about them on, and on, and on again. It's getting to my last Circu-I mean nerves! Just stop it!
Shadow: Okay Maria, I guess I can respect your-*notices a shadow in the back*
Maria: Yes?
Shadow: sorry, I guess I can respect your wishes and accept your request. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little ultimate-lifeforms room, be right back.*goes to the bathroom with an emerald in hand, while the Maria Hologram disappears and Omega Pops out from the back*
Omega: Wow who would guess this would have worked. Finally, I can stop hearing his ramblings about food, and enjoy the tacos once-in-a-while. Also I don't have to clean-up after his messes now, man were they disgusting, who knew one little hedgehog could--*is tapped from the back*
Omega: O.O! SHADOW!
Shadow: So...thought you could pull one over me using Maria Right?!
Omega: Wait...I can...
Shadow: yuo know blowing you up these past couple of times isn't enough anymore in my opinion: TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!
Omega: NOOOOOOOOO!
*next day near Shadow's Trailer*
Sonic: Hey Shadow, Where's Omega?
Shadow: Haven't seen him, why?
Sonic: Cause it's odd that he is missing. Iizuka said that he has 2 mins to be ready or else...can you tell him that if you see him?
Shadow: Sure, oh and hey would like a taco from my new Tacos N' Nachoes Machine? I ordered it a couple days ago and it just came in. It's pretty good? Try one...*hands him a taco*
Sonic: Well I just Had Subway, so I guess it's okay...*eats one* Hey! This is good! Cool Machine, but it looks familar...
Iizuka: SONIC! TELL THAT PILE OF BOLT OMEGA THAT HE BETTER GET HERE ON THE DOUBLE OR I'LL REPLACE HIM WITH THUNDERCLES FROM BRAK!
Sonic: GOT IT! Well shadow, gotta go find Omega! Cool Machine, I'll tell everyone to try a taco. Seeya *speeds off*
Shadow: Here that Omega*pats the machine* they love the new you already*Laughs Diabolically in front of his trailer*

[Espio 9]

:shock:

[deathwarrior]

:lol:

[papersak]

Oh I love Sonic bloopers...

I wonder if the person who posted the Chao one is still here... and if not, I'll post what they did some day...

[AlexanderEsa]

:shock:

[longliveshadow]

King Boom Boo: BRAAAAAAA! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Knuckles: It is not a Bra! Its a cresent white birthmark!
King Boom Boo: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Knuckles: You're mean! *cries*

[grath]

Sonic: Say something you fake hedgehog!
Shadow: Chaos control!
Shad and Sonic move in slow motion and they accidently trip on each other.

*White Jungle*
Shadow uses light speed dash and runs into a tree.

*SA1/DX*
Amy plays hedgehog hammer and Knux pops out of one of the holes and gets clobbered by the hammer.

*FF:U and SH*
Earl: Fungus did you find Omega?
Fungus: Not yet but I know where he could be!
*Later*
Shadow: Where's Omega?
Rouge: Dunno.

*SA1/DX and Zelda: MM*
Sonic: It's you! The one who sealed Chaos! Tikal!
Link appears with a net and catches Tikal before she could change into her echidna body.
Link: I've been looking for you all over the place Tatl!

[Killarshark12]

to all the people who wrote funnys on this topic: This is what my friend did when I made a funny chapter: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDAMMITHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHDAMMITHHAHAHAHA*dies*

Ghost: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHADAMMITHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDAMMITHAH AHAHHA*gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp* SO-DAMNED-FUNNY!


Now for one of my own:

Shadow: Chaos CONTROL: *throws up the emerald and he misses catching it* *CRACK* NO THE EMERALD!
******************

Rouge: Just admit it Omega, you are high...

Omega: *when talking, eyes move from side to side really fast and he talks fast* I am not high. Who said I was high? Did that guy say I was "high"? *shoots guy*

Rouge: That was gamma.

Omega: That was not gamma. Who said it was gamma. It is not gamma. Overload....I am not overloading, who said I was overloading...

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

Sonic:Amy you know you want me
Amy:Okay
Director:CUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! You idiot!!!!!!!
Sonic:What?
Director:I said action!!!!!!! Not romance.
Sonic:I thought you ment James Bond action were he always makes out with the girl.
Director: :shock:
Sonic:If you need me I'll be in my trailor
Shadow:You don't have a trailor
Sonic:What.
Shadow:You don't have a trailor.
Sonic:I do!!!!!!
Director:No you don't!!!!!!
Sonic:Fine. Its a strip club
Shadow:hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Amy:And I thought I liked you Sonic *Slaps Sonic across the face*
Sonic:Ouch!!!!
Director:This game is screwed!!!!!!!
Shadow:You said it.
Director:Damn you all!!!!!!!!
Sonic:What did we do?
Director:Mess up the perfect Sonic game thats what you did!!!!!!!
Sonic:oops.
Director:I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow:Ok people places and action.
Sonic:Who died and made you director.
Director:Me
Sonic:Oh $hit!!!!!
Shadow:This is going to be HELL for you Sonic!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[Killarshark12]

Sonic: I hope tails is alright in his new police job at the Simpsons place...
Director: just concentrate.

*after work*

Shadow: hey eveyrone, let's see how tails is doin. *all agree*

*at police station*

Amy: *opens door and dodges a bullet*

Knux: OH MY GOD...

Tails: *playing a pinata game with the officers trying to shoot the pinata* Am I getting closer? Warm? Cold? *fires and hits eggman passing by in his mini aircraft in back of the group*

Sonic: Now what we gonna do without a bad guy?

Rouge: if we kill tails and turn him into an evil stuffed doll...

All: *grin evilly at Tails*

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[Killarshark12]

:mrgreen:' Thank you.


Eggman: I want to lose weight!

Director: *sigh* If you are, you have to wear the pillows.

Eggman: I don't want to wear pillows! NO! It's not fair! I want to lose weight and not have pillows!

Director: We'll hafta call in the sub. Shadow, Sonic, Knux, can you two, Sonic and Shadow, Chaos control to the north pole and have Knux punch out Santa's lights? We need him for something...

Sonic: Aww, but the last time that happened, we were attacked by elves before we got santa...we managed to get him, but those things teeth are sharp.
Shadow: And not to forget Mrs. Claus...*shivers* She was EVIL...
Knux: And Santa tried to suffocate me with his flab the last time too..Its like I was lost...I even found a coke can from the 90s!

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

That was the best one I heard!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Killarshark12]

Thank you! :)

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

Shadow:Maria
Rouge:Thats a hotdog Shadow
Shadow:No it isn't
Rouge:Take a bite out of it
Shadow:Ooops.
Rouge:Thought so
Big:How about me and you at the lake
Shadow:Chaos Control!!!!!!!!! *Big blows up*
Shadow:I am really shoked now.
Rouge:Lets go
Shadow:Maria
Sonic:Shadow, thats a picture of her
Shadow:F*CK you.
Amy:Oh Sonic!!!!!
Sonic:*Runs to Amy and makes out with her*
Shadow: :shock: :shock:
Omega:Did you like the tape
Director:BRILLENT!!!!!!!!
Kid:Hey mom it is a new Sonic game rated E.
Kid:Mom what is Sonic and Amy doing
Mom:And they call that E rated!!!!!!!!!

[Killarshark12]

Chaos: RUN! RUN!

Sonic: From what?

Chaos: From that mouse! *points to speck of dust*

Shadow: I think Chaos should stop drinking that liquor he found..

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

Nice. See ya tomorrow.

[Killarshark12]

Cya.

[neb4]

Eggman: I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!
Sonic: ...are you sure? Let me check the script.
Eggman: THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS!!!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird...
Amy: ... didn’t we already do this?
Knuckles: Time to make a house call!
(007 James Bond drops in)
Knuckles: HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! THIS AIN’T YOUR SHOW!
(Tornado vs. Eggman fighters scene in Sky Chase. Tornado accidentally blasts one of the camera helicopters.)
Director: What the--? Who did that?
Tails: Uh, he did it. (Points to fighter)
Pilot: Did not!
Tails: Did too!

sonic:knucles did you let eggman trick you again
Knucles:no he said said that if i killed tails a purple leprecaun would give me a biscuit
Sonic:sigh
Knuckles: What do you mean? I'm not gullible!!
Sonic: Oh please, you get tricked by Eggman once a week.

*On the set of SA 1*
Director: "Okay we're shooting the Final Battle between Sonic and Perfect Chaos!"
Chaos: "Huh we're shooting this first?!"
Director: "Well every good director shoots the last scene first!"
Chaos: "Okay"
Director: "AND ACTION!"
Director: (Wispering) "Q Tails."
Tails: *Runs on set putting a shoe on but falls down* "Oooof sorry I'm late anyway ummmmm (Looks a script) oh yeah! SONIC USE THE NEGATIVE errr POSITIVE POWER OF THE EMERALDS!!!!"
Sonic: "Tails I'm right here."
Tails: "OK!!!!!"
Chaos: "Man have mercy this isn't what the script said he's about to kill me yelling way to loud! Sonic lets get him then we'll fight!"
Tails: "Ummmm guys how come your staring at me weird and Sonic why do you have a knife?"
Chaos: *Puts a muzzle on tails* "Go him! NOW SONIC!!!!"
Sonic: "Right!" *Puts Tails in a sack!*
Director: "CUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!! Oh and bring in the stunt double for Tails!"
Chaos: "Dude your too loud."
*Sonic and Chaos look at each other and smile*
Director: "Ut-oh! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Runs off stage!*

*Shadow sleeping in his trailer*
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Huh? -.o
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: O.O AHHHHH! MARIA?!
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Maria, is that really you?
Maria: Yes shadow...
Shadow: Why are you're here? aren't suppose to be in heaven or something? What do you want?
Maria: Shadow...you have not Fulfilled my wish!
Shadow: What?! I Did what you asked of me: I SAVED THE FREAKIN' WORLD! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Maria: NO!
Shadow: Then what is it then...what do you want me to do?
Maria: I want yo..*Disappears*
Shadow(Writing on notepad): Sorry didn't catch that Maria, please say it again I didn't quite wrote it...down? Maria? MARIA?!
Maria: *Appears again* sorry about that, minor problems...I mean I had to use the little-dead-girls room. Ahem, as I was saying: I want you to STOP EATING TACOS!
Shadow: What?! Why Maria?! Is it because of the bathroom smell?!
Maria: No!(Thank god!) You're Always Talkin' About Tacos and Gyros, confusing them sometimes and even once-in-a-while, you talk about Nachoes. You talk about them on, and on, and on again. It's getting to my last Circu-I mean nerves! Just stop it!
Shadow: Okay Maria, I guess I can respect your-*notices a shadow in the back*
Maria: Yes?
Shadow: sorry, I guess I can respect your wishes and accept your request. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little ultimate-lifeforms room, be right back.*goes to the bathroom with an emerald in hand, while the Maria Hologram disappears and Omega Pops out from the back*
Omega: Wow who would guess this would have worked. Finally, I can stop hearing his ramblings about food, and enjoy the tacos once-in-a-while. Also I don't have to clean-up after his messes now, man were they disgusting, who knew one little hedgehog could--*is tapped from the back*
Omega: O.O! SHADOW!
Shadow: So...thought you could pull one over me using Maria Right?!
Omega: Wait...I can...
Shadow: yuo know blowing you up these past couple of times isn't enough anymore in my opinion: TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!
Omega: NOOOOOOOOO!
*next day near Shadow's Trailer*
Sonic: Hey Shadow, Where's Omega?
Shadow: Haven't seen him, why?
Sonic: Cause it's odd that he is missing. Iizuka said that he has 2 mins to be ready or else...can you tell him that if you see him?
Shadow: Sure, oh and hey would like a taco from my new Tacos N' Nachoes Machine? I ordered it a couple days ago and it just came in. It's pretty good? Try one...*hands him a taco*
Sonic: Well I just Had Subway, so I guess it's okay...*eats one* Hey! This is good! Cool Machine, but it looks familar...
Iizuka: SONIC! TELL THAT PILE OF BOLT OMEGA THAT HE BETTER GET HERE ON THE DOUBLE OR I'LL REPLACE HIM WITH THUNDERCLES FROM BRAK!
Sonic: GOT IT! Well shadow, gotta go find Omega! Cool Machine, I'll tell everyone to try a taco. Seeya *speeds off*
Shadow: Here that Omega*pats the machine* they love the new you already*Laughs Diabolically in front of his trailer*Lol there pretty funny.

[shadow_the_hedgehog123]

Director:Action
Shadow:*Takes out the shotgun*
Sonic:You can,t win with that Shadow
Shadow:Yes I can *Starts pimping*
Shadow:Its not shooting damnit.
Director:What do you mean?
Sonic *Walks to shadow* Let me see that
Shadow:*Keeps pumping*
Sonic:It looks fine.
Shadow:*Bullets come flying out of the shot gun* GET DOWN!!!!!!!!
Sonic:*Dies from the bullets*
Director:I knew someone would get hurt.

[Killarshark12]

Amy: *smoking* Can we stop now?

Director: FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME STOP THAT AND TAKE THE CIGAR OUT!

Amy: No.

Sonic & Shadow: ^_^ She sure knows how to get us out of game stuff for a while.

Knux: And all we have to do is just by her that Gamecube...

[papersak]

*Note: I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP!!! Someone else did... but it was funny...*

*Sonic sees Knuckles holding a Chao*

Sonic: Hey, Knuckles, does your Chao bite?
Knuckles: No.
Sonic: *pets Chao*
*Chao bites Sonic hand*
Sonic: OW! I thought you said your Chao didn't bite!
Knuckles: This is Tails's Chao.

[Killarshark12]

Lol...

Sonic: *tied to a tree* I'M SONIC THE HEDGE-*gets pulled back* HELP!

Shadow: *tied to tree* CHAOS CONTROL! *appears 30 feet away and the tree rips off and lands on shadow*

Knux: *punches down tree in Green Forest* TIMMBER! *tree falls on knux*

[Zero Dragon]

:shock:

[Vyrun]

*on the set of SA2B*


Sonic:"No KNuckles! Don't pull that leveler er, Levl! Er-- I hate this line! Where are the writers, I'm going to kill them."
Knuckles: *cracks up*
Tails: *falls out of robot thing*
Amy: *cracks up*



*later on the set of SA2B*

Shadow:"What are you?"
Sonic:"What you see is what you get! Just a guy who loves adventure!" *him and Shadow start running* *a wet llama comes infront of them, and they stop* "WHAT THE!? And Shaodw didn't say his line before we started running!" *the wet llama gets digested by a rotten picklesandwich* "Ooookay..."

[Zero Dragon]

:shock:

[Vyrun]

:mrgreen:

[Zero Dragon]

:shock:

[Vyrun]

How did I know you'd put that?

[Zero Dragon]

NO!!! PHYCIC!!!!! AGH!!!!!*chokes and dies*

[Vyrun]

HOORAY!

[Zero Dragon]

*shoots you*

[Vyrun]

*dodges* :mrgreen:

[Zero Dragon]

*shoves a bomb down our throat*

[Vyrun]

Um...dude, why are you shoving a bomb down my stunt doubles throat?

[Zero Dragon]

Because I put a trackor on you that explodes the minute your stunt double does....btw the blast from the trackor kills you

[Vyrun]

*me and the stunt double blow up* *The real me walks up* WHy did you just kill both of my stunt doubles? Oh well. Now I don't have to pay htem! :D

[Zero Dragon]

*gets a rocket launcher that homes in on the real you and fires*

[Vyrun]

*the missle hits a decoy of me* Missles aren't smart! *hint hint*

[Zero Dragon]

*gets a laser cannon that homes in on your specific DNA and no copy,decoy,or stunt double and fires*

[Vyrun]

*a clone of me gets hit*

[Zero Dragon]

clone=copy

[Vyrun]

clone=copy


clones have the same DNA.

[Zero Dragon]

*gets a laser cannon that homes in on your specific DNA and no copy,decoy,or stunt double and fires*

[Vyrun]

It tracked my DNA. A copy is something made to look like the real thing. A clone has the same DNA. And it was closer to you. so it got hit.

[Zero Dragon]

Laser:*rips through clone and goes after you*

[Vyrun]

eep! *runs away*

[Zero Dragon]

MUHUHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Vyrun]

*another clone is running* *I'm behind Zero Dragon* *I knock Zero Dragon out*

[Zero Dragon]

*I teleport out of the way*

[Vyrun]

*puts a hamster in the oven*

[Zero Dragon]

:shock:

[Vyrun]

I knew you would put that.

[Zero Dragon]

:shock:

[Vyrun]

I knew you would put that too.

[Zero Dragon]

:mrgreen: :| :mrgreen: :oops: :mrgreen: :oops: :mrgreen: :oops: :mrgreen: :oops: :shock: :P :D :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen:

[evil_angel]

Eggman: I am Dr. Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius in the world!
Sonic: ...are you sure? Let me check the script.
Eggman: THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS!!!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird.
Amy: No way!
E-102: Give me the bird...
Amy: ... didn’t we already do this?
Knuckles: Time to make a house call!
(007 James Bond drops in)
Knuckles: HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! THIS AIN’T YOUR SHOW!
(Tornado vs. Eggman fighters scene in Sky Chase. Tornado accidentally blasts one of the camera helicopters.)
Director: What the--? Who did that?
Tails: Uh, he did it. (Points to fighter)
Pilot: Did not!
Tails: Did too!

sonic:knucles did you let eggman trick you again
Knucles:no he said said that if i killed tails a purple leprecaun would give me a biscuit
Sonic:sigh
Knuckles: What do you mean? I'm not gullible!!
Sonic: Oh please, you get tricked by Eggman once a week.

*On the set of SA 1*
Director: "Okay we're shooting the Final Battle between Sonic and Perfect Chaos!"
Chaos: "Huh we're shooting this first?!"
Director: "Well every good director shoots the last scene first!"
Chaos: "Okay"
Director: "AND ACTION!"
Director: (Wispering) "Q Tails."
Tails: *Runs on set putting a shoe on but falls down* "Oooof sorry I'm late anyway ummmmm (Looks a script) oh yeah! SONIC USE THE NEGATIVE errr POSITIVE POWER OF THE EMERALDS!!!!"
Sonic: "Tails I'm right here."
Tails: "OK!!!!!"
Chaos: "Man have mercy this isn't what the script said he's about to kill me yelling way to loud! Sonic lets get him then we'll fight!"
Tails: "Ummmm guys how come your staring at me weird and Sonic why do you have a knife?"
Chaos: *Puts a muzzle on tails* "Go him! NOW SONIC!!!!"
Sonic: "Right!" *Puts Tails in a sack!*
Director: "CUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!! Oh and bring in the stunt double for Tails!"
Chaos: "Dude your too loud."
*Sonic and Chaos look at each other and smile*
Director: "Ut-oh! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Runs off stage!*

*Shadow sleeping in his trailer*
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Huh? -.o
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: O.O AHHHHH! MARIA?!
Maria's Ghost: Shaaadoooooow...
Shadow: Maria, is that really you?
Maria: Yes shadow...
Shadow: Why are you're here? aren't suppose to be in heaven or something? What do you want?
Maria: Shadow...you have not Fulfilled my wish!
Shadow: What?! I Did what you asked of me: I SAVED THE FREAKIN' WORLD! ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Maria: NO!
Shadow: Then what is it then...what do you want me to do?
Maria: I want yo..*Disappears*
Shadow(Writing on notepad): Sorry didn't catch that Maria, please say it again I didn't quite wrote it...down? Maria? MARIA?!
Maria: *Appears again* sorry about that, minor problems...I mean I had to use the little-dead-girls room. Ahem, as I was saying: I want you to STOP EATING TACOS!
Shadow: What?! Why Maria?! Is it because of the bathroom smell?!
Maria: No!(Thank god!) You're Always Talkin' About Tacos and Gyros, confusing them sometimes and even once-in-a-while, you talk about Nachoes. You talk about them on, and on, and on again. It's getting to my last Circu-I mean nerves! Just stop it!
Shadow: Okay Maria, I guess I can respect your-*notices a shadow in the back*
Maria: Yes?
Shadow: sorry, I guess I can respect your wishes and accept your request. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little ultimate-lifeforms room, be right back.*goes to the bathroom with an emerald in hand, while the Maria Hologram disappears and Omega Pops out from the back*
Omega: Wow who would guess this would have worked. Finally, I can stop hearing his ramblings about food, and enjoy the tacos once-in-a-while. Also I don't have to clean-up after his messes now, man were they disgusting, who knew one little hedgehog could--*is tapped from the back*
Omega: O.O! SHADOW!
Shadow: So...thought you could pull one over me using Maria Right?!
Omega: Wait...I can...
Shadow: yuo know blowing you up these past couple of times isn't enough anymore in my opinion: TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!
Omega: NOOOOOOOOO!
*next day near Shadow's Trailer*
Sonic: Hey Shadow, Where's Omega?
Shadow: Haven't seen him, why?
Sonic: Cause it's odd that he is missing. Iizuka said that he has 2 mins to be ready or else...can you tell him that if you see him?
Shadow: Sure, oh and hey would like a taco from my new Tacos N' Nachoes Machine? I ordered it a couple days ago and it just came in. It's pretty good? Try one...*hands him a taco*
Sonic: Well I just Had Subway, so I guess it's okay...*eats one* Hey! This is good! Cool Machine, but it looks familar...
Iizuka: SONIC! TELL THAT PILE OF BOLT OMEGA THAT HE BETTER GET HERE ON THE DOUBLE OR I'LL REPLACE HIM WITH THUNDERCLES FROM BRAK!
Sonic: GOT IT! Well shadow, gotta go find Omega! Cool Machine, I'll tell everyone to try a taco. Seeya *speeds off*
Shadow: Here that Omega*pats the machine* they love the new you already*Laughs Diabolically in front of his trailer*Lol there pretty funny.

Awsome!!! :D