Neo SilverHarvest
02-04-2005, 03:36 AM
One Day Monty went on his computer and decided to sell a pair of muddy tap dancing shoes on Ebay for a million dollars. Someone sees the shoes and bids on them. Monty was happy to recieve a million dollars in his bank account from the bidder and sends the shoes to him. The day the muddy tap dancing shoes arrive at the buyer's house, he sent him an email saying "THE SHOES NEVER CAME YOU DEADBEAT!!! GIMME' A REFUND NOW OR ELSE YOU GET A NEG AND I'LL REPORT YOU TO EBAY!!!" Monty was terrified from the threat, and in his mind, he had to do what was right, in order to prevent getting the negative feedback. He refunds the one million dollars to the buyer, the one million dollars appear in the buyer's bank account. The Buyer couldn't believe how stupid he was for falling for his lie and laughed and danced in the shoes. On the other end, Monty realizes that the muddy tap dancing shoes DID end up at the buyer's home but gave him his money back. He gets out a handgun and shoots himself in the head for falling for one of the oldest Ebay tricks in the book. OMG WTF!!!! (Seriously though, It sucks when stuff like this happens to people, and this was only intended as a joke. So if this has ever happened to you before, please don't take it personal, and just laugh.)