Ringtails
08-24-2006, 12:05 AM
Yet another poem by Ringtails. This time using Arrowatch's idea. Thanks! I'm also open to more ideas if you have them.
*ahem*
The Poor, Poor Little Guy
Oh great, I've just been killed.
Sigh..., my enemies were more skilled.
Now, it's all up to my squadmates.
Whether they win or lose will be decided by the fates.
Huh? How come I'm still alive?
Who in the world just used a revive?
And where's my hound?
I feel naked walking around.
Well, on the bright side, at least I have a gun.
Too bad it does too little damage and is no fun.
Hey, look, I can walk backward!
Too bad it's so slow that I'll soon get bored.
It takes me forever to get from point A to B.
Just another 12 miles, and I might reach C.
Then, if I'm lucky and haven't met my death,
I'll get some rest and catch my breath.
Yes! Woohoo! I can finally see the war!
It's just that walking around hills makes my feet really sore.
I spot an enemy hound, off to the side.
I better report, if my radio hasn't died.
Ok, it's working, I'll call my squad.
"Look to your left, there's a double double quad!"
Panicing, my squad cowardly runs away.
They walk towards my direction, to my dismay.
Uh oh, they came, and because of their rush,
They didn't realize that I had just been crushed.
*ahem*
The Poor, Poor Little Guy
Oh great, I've just been killed.
Sigh..., my enemies were more skilled.
Now, it's all up to my squadmates.
Whether they win or lose will be decided by the fates.
Huh? How come I'm still alive?
Who in the world just used a revive?
And where's my hound?
I feel naked walking around.
Well, on the bright side, at least I have a gun.
Too bad it does too little damage and is no fun.
Hey, look, I can walk backward!
Too bad it's so slow that I'll soon get bored.
It takes me forever to get from point A to B.
Just another 12 miles, and I might reach C.
Then, if I'm lucky and haven't met my death,
I'll get some rest and catch my breath.
Yes! Woohoo! I can finally see the war!
It's just that walking around hills makes my feet really sore.
I spot an enemy hound, off to the side.
I better report, if my radio hasn't died.
Ok, it's working, I'll call my squad.
"Look to your left, there's a double double quad!"
Panicing, my squad cowardly runs away.
They walk towards my direction, to my dismay.
Uh oh, they came, and because of their rush,
They didn't realize that I had just been crushed.