yusaku
04-03-2006, 07:29 AM
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Title: Silly Teen Titans Moments
Category: Parody/Comedy
Rating: PG-13 por some violence, mild language and partial nudity
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1# An awkward moment
***Slade’s House***
Rose Wilson steps into her bedroom only to find her dad, Deathstroke the Terminator wearing a bra, trying on a wig and singing Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”. As soon as he notices her standing at the door looking in shock, he says:
Deathstroke: Rose, honey, what will it take for you not to tell anyone about this?
Rose cracks open a big huge smile:
Rose: Well…
***Later***
Rose: Oh, Richard, don’t you think this scenery here is so romantic?
Deathstroke holds a shotgun to Richard’s head, he comments:
:):):):) Grayson: Oh, yes, Rose, absolutely…Slade, can I go now?
Deathstroke: No…
2# Watch Robin almost get lucky
***At Titans Tower rooftop***
Richard Grayson: Oh, Starfire, I don’t know what I would do without you!
Starfire: Oh, Richard, I’m so happy!
Richard Grayson: I say we make out right here in the rooftop.
Starfire: Is anybody watching?
Richard: No, I don’t think so.
Starfire tries to unhook her bra.
:):):):) turns around, obviously embarrassed, with both hands covering his eyes.
Starfire: You can look now…
Richard, acting like an 8-year old who’s about to get some candy, exhails:
Richard: Oh, boy, Oh boy!
Already salivating just when he’s about to turn, a 6 foot 5 big guy tackles him and knocks him squarely in the ground. Starfire screams and covers herself with her arms as the man calmly walks away from Richard, who’s unconscious.
Cyborg walks from outside the door along with Beast Boy, and says:
Richard Grayson: OH, MY GOD!! Goldberg has speared Richard :):):):) Grayson!
Starfire: What are you doing here, you perverts?
Beast Boy chants:
Beast Boy: Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg!
Goldberg grunts then turns to Beast Boy and screams:
Goldberg: Garfield Logan, you’re next!
Beast Boy screams and runs back inside the tower as Goldberg pursues him.
3# What the Titans had to say about these movies
“Batman & Robin”
Robin: Can I say it?
Batman: Sure...
Robin: Holy retarded movie, Batman!
“Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith”
Starfire: I am shocked and appalled, Coruscant looks nothing like this. Shame on you, George Lucas!
Blackfire: Hmm, Hayden Christensen is so hot, I really want to kidnap him and hold him for rans…I mean… I want his autograph.
“Crash”
Cyborgs puts on a Marther Luther King T-shirt and then comments:
Cyborg: This movie is racist. I’m gonna march on Paul Haggis’s butt!
“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”
Beast Boy: How does Will Ferell keep making movies!?
“The Passion of the Christ”
Raven: Not bloody enough, Mel Gibson is overated…
Everybody in the room stares silently at her, she replies:
Raven: What?
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Note: Nightwing's alter ego name changed to Richard Grayson due to message board in-built censorship.
Title: Silly Teen Titans Moments
Category: Parody/Comedy
Rating: PG-13 por some violence, mild language and partial nudity
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1# An awkward moment
***Slade’s House***
Rose Wilson steps into her bedroom only to find her dad, Deathstroke the Terminator wearing a bra, trying on a wig and singing Madonna’s “Like a Virgin”. As soon as he notices her standing at the door looking in shock, he says:
Deathstroke: Rose, honey, what will it take for you not to tell anyone about this?
Rose cracks open a big huge smile:
Rose: Well…
***Later***
Rose: Oh, Richard, don’t you think this scenery here is so romantic?
Deathstroke holds a shotgun to Richard’s head, he comments:
:):):):) Grayson: Oh, yes, Rose, absolutely…Slade, can I go now?
Deathstroke: No…
2# Watch Robin almost get lucky
***At Titans Tower rooftop***
Richard Grayson: Oh, Starfire, I don’t know what I would do without you!
Starfire: Oh, Richard, I’m so happy!
Richard Grayson: I say we make out right here in the rooftop.
Starfire: Is anybody watching?
Richard: No, I don’t think so.
Starfire tries to unhook her bra.
:):):):) turns around, obviously embarrassed, with both hands covering his eyes.
Starfire: You can look now…
Richard, acting like an 8-year old who’s about to get some candy, exhails:
Richard: Oh, boy, Oh boy!
Already salivating just when he’s about to turn, a 6 foot 5 big guy tackles him and knocks him squarely in the ground. Starfire screams and covers herself with her arms as the man calmly walks away from Richard, who’s unconscious.
Cyborg walks from outside the door along with Beast Boy, and says:
Richard Grayson: OH, MY GOD!! Goldberg has speared Richard :):):):) Grayson!
Starfire: What are you doing here, you perverts?
Beast Boy chants:
Beast Boy: Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg!
Goldberg grunts then turns to Beast Boy and screams:
Goldberg: Garfield Logan, you’re next!
Beast Boy screams and runs back inside the tower as Goldberg pursues him.
3# What the Titans had to say about these movies
“Batman & Robin”
Robin: Can I say it?
Batman: Sure...
Robin: Holy retarded movie, Batman!
“Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith”
Starfire: I am shocked and appalled, Coruscant looks nothing like this. Shame on you, George Lucas!
Blackfire: Hmm, Hayden Christensen is so hot, I really want to kidnap him and hold him for rans…I mean… I want his autograph.
“Crash”
Cyborgs puts on a Marther Luther King T-shirt and then comments:
Cyborg: This movie is racist. I’m gonna march on Paul Haggis’s butt!
“Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”
Beast Boy: How does Will Ferell keep making movies!?
“The Passion of the Christ”
Raven: Not bloody enough, Mel Gibson is overated…
Everybody in the room stares silently at her, she replies:
Raven: What?
---------------------------------------------------------------------End------------
Note: Nightwing's alter ego name changed to Richard Grayson due to message board in-built censorship.