It's time to join the Chromehounds Mod Squad FAN CLUB!!!

[Wolfos]

Ringtail, i think that WAS Clumsy.

See the post amount. I don't think he could of posted that many posts on here.

I might be wrong hehe. But if you want, il join. No soul to give, i gave that away a few years ago to fix my PC and to get ....other things >.> NOT telling.

[Ringtails]

That was in no way, Mr. Clumsyorchid. People's posts from other Sega boards are transfered over to here. That person came to these boards just to insult Mr. Clumsyorchid. In fact, that was his only post here.

BuzzTron_451, sir, how many fan clubs are there in your honor? How many people worship your every word? How many admins do you know that would allow this: http://boards.sega.com/chromehounds/viewtopic.php?t=188 ? How many souls have you collected? (Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!) NONE!

And, Wolfos, of couse you should join! Why, this is only the best club in the entire universe! I only wish that Mr. Clumsyorchid himself would drop by for a word.

[Dragonhound]

join wat not unless i get some money

[Ringtails]

join wat not unless i get some money

Why would you possible care about money??? This is a chance to join the CLUMSYORCHID FAN CLUB! I should be charging you people for this
(money, not souls). Worshiping Mr. Clumsyorchid is an honor. Jeez, where were you when they were passing out brains? Grow some common sense.

Dragonhound, once you join this FAN CLUB, you are pledging your loyalty to Mr. Clumsyorchid, this forum's dedicated, but deadly, administrator. This is the chance of a lifetime! Just give this topic your soul and you will become a member.

[shadywolf]

join wat not unless i get some money

Why would you possible care about money??? This is a chance to join the CLUMSYORCHID FAN CLUB! I should be charging you people for this
(money, not souls). Worshiping Mr. Clumsyorchid is an honor. Jeez, where were you when they were passing out brains? Grow some common sense.

Dragonhound, once you join this FAN CLUB, you are pledging your loyalty to Mr. Clumsyorchid, this forum's dedicated, but deadly, administrator. This is the chance of a lifetime! Just give this topic your soul and you will become a member.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HIM IHypnoI]

Im in. I hope Clumsy likes dirty souls. He takes them as is right. B/c i dont have the time to bring it in the backyard and hose it down with windex.

[Ringtails]

Thanks, HIM IHypnoI, for your dirty soul. *washes HIM IHypnoI's soul clean*
Mr. Clumsyorchid can clean souls just by glaring at them, but I will wash it anyways.

Oh noes!!! O RLY??? Someone voted no!!! NO WAI!!! ZOMFG!!!

[Dissent]

I'll join, but I already sold my soul for an XBL enabled mech game...soooo...

[Ringtails]

I'll join, but I already sold my soul for an XBL enabled mech game...soooo...

Woooo! Another member! Dissent, welcome to the rest of your life! Don't worry too much about the soul thing. Mr. Clumsyorchid already has 2 googol+ souls.
Souls are required for future club members, though.
Oh yeah, don't forget to vote...

Wait. How come 90% voted "yes" and 9% voted "no"? What happened to the other 1%?????
Alright, who stole the 1%??? Give it back! NOW!

[Ringtails]

*double post*
Club membership is too slow. Hopefully, this will speed things up...
WARNING: GIANT WALL OF TEXT!!!

note: This took a looong time to put together. Please appreciate.

FACTS ABOUT MR. CLUMSYORCHID (note: "facts" gathered from various sites on the web. Credits to their respective authors. I did not make these; only edited them)

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-Sega made an arcade game once where you fought Clumsyorchid. Every time you put a quarter in, the screen immediately displayed "You Lose". It was Sega's most popular machine ever.
-Clumsyorchid's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Clumsyorchid can speak braille.
-Clumsyorchid has only one hand: the upper hand.
-Superman owns a pair of Clumsyorchid pajamas.
-Clumsyorchid can slam revolving doors.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Clumsyorchid's fist.
-Clumsyorchid does not sleep. He waits.
-Clumsyorchid was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
-Clumsyorchid never hides, he only seeks.
-Clumsyorchid's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Clumsyorchid.
-Clumsyorchid does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
-Clumsyorchid counted to infinity - twice.
-The chief export of Clumsyorchid is pain.
-Clumsyorchid is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Clumsyorchid does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Clumsyorchid goes killing.
-Objects in Clumsyorchid's rear-view mirror appear at their correct distances.
-Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Clumsyorchid.
-The Terminator once went back in time to kill Clumsyorchid. He found only a note from Chuck reading "I have already traveled to the future and am currently beating you’re @** there, when I return I'll bring a piece of your metal @** back with me and beat you with that in the present."
-Clumsyorchid doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-A blind man once stepped on Clumsyorchid's shoe. Clumsyorchid replied, "ZOMG! Don't you know who I am? I'm Clumsyorchid!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was Clumsyorchid.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Clumsyorchid and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Clumsyorchid sleeps with a night light. Not because Clumsyorchid is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Clumsyorchid
-There is no Control button on Clumsyorchid's computer because Clumsyorchid is always in control.
-Ghosts are actually caused by Clumsyorchid killing people faster than Death can process them.
-There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Clumsyorchid lives in Oklahoma.
-Clumsyorchid owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Clumsyorchid can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
-Clumsyorchid's dog is trained to pick up his own droppings because Clumsyorchid will not take s*** from anyone.
-Clumsyorchid was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
-Clumsyorchid's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
-Inspired by the movie Alien vs. Predator, Clumsyorchid has begun work on a screen play tentatively titled, "Alien, Predator, Frankenstein, Wolfman, The Mummy, and a Whole S***load of Vampires vs. Clumsyorchid."
-If you know some one who doesn't like Clumsyorchid, you won't know them for long.
-Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Clumsyorchid' fist.
-Clumsyorchid is the reason for Attention Deficit Disorder. There is no way anyone can pay attention when they know Clumsyorchid is lurking.
-When Clumsyorchid visited the Vatican, he took the Pope's confession.
-Clumsyorchid once fell into a pool of toxic waste, and the toxic waste gained super powers.
-When Clumsyorchid exercises, the machine gets stronger.
-Clumsyorchid puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
-When Clumsyorchid gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Clumsyorchid, they save the car.
-No one warns Clumsyorchid about Clumsyorchid except Clumsyorchid.
-When Clumsyorchid gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-Clumsyorchid thought up some of the funniest Clumsyorchid facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to me because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
-Anything you can do Clumsyorchid can do better.
-We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Clumsyorchid doesn't believe in magic.
-When Clumsyorchid answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Clumsyorchid says its beef, then it's beef.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Clumsyorchid.
-If you can see Clumsyorchid, he can see you. If you can't see Clumsyorchid you may be only seconds away from death.
-Clumsyorchid invented the internet so people could talk about how great Clumsyorchid is.
-When Clumsyorchid approaches a stop sign, it turns green and says go.
-If you stare directly into the sun it will bring some eye problems. If you stare directly into Clumsyorchid it will bring death.
-Clumsyorchid only uses one chopstick.
-Clumsyorchid always has the right of way.
-Clumsyorchid was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Clumsyorchid."
-Clumsyorchid once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
-To show its patriotism, the American flag recently got a tattoo of Clumsyorchid.
-The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Clumsyorchid.

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