HE'S PERFECT! STUPID STORYLINES (In a funny way; BREWA-HA-HA-, I'M GOING TO SHOOT THE MOON!) He's completely random, the characters are all messed-up, and--Well-Why doesn't anyone make fun of Sonic?
They make fun of Mario... Pokemon... Grand Theft Auto... But why not Sonic? Again, HE'S PERFECT FOR THAT STUFF!