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    Default Got any good jokes about Sonic?

    Hey, there. Got any jokes about Sonic? Post them here.

    But here are the terms:

    1. The content in the joke has to be clean. It has to be kept at a maximium of PG. IMPORTANT: NO RELIGIOUS CONTENT EITHER, EVEN IF IT'S KEPT AT A G/PG LEVEL
    2. It has to be jokes about the Sonic universe. Not just Sonic characters telling jokes not related to the Sonic continuity.
    3. No comics. Please redirect yourselves to the "Lol pictures" thread if you plan to.


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    Sonic is on the Egg Carrier goes into Eggman's room. He notices the refridgerator, and says "I thought that would be bigger."

    That's the best I've got.
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    "But we did it together!"

    I always lol when I hear Tails say that in that awful SA2 voice he has...

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    What happens when you give Sonic food with iron in it?
    Metal Sonic :P
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    $15 maybe for the WHOLE GAME. For Episode 1? .... Pfffff LMAO. SEGA? Seriously? Are you high on something?
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    You ask Sonic how long it takes for him to go around the world. When you just finish asking that question he asks you, "Want me to do it again?"
    Before you can see the light, you to deal with the darkness...

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    What do you call sonic with a hand grenade?


    ...A sonic boom!

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    These jokes are weak.
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    Heh..... nice mighty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mighty View Post
    The only good joke on this thread.

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