So one day during the events on sonik advenchur dos, sonick was running through sity scape and then went inside the store called quack stop and met two guys named randy and danny. (thast what i think theyr names were lol) and soni csaid "give me like a billion chili dogs" randy said lol sonic you cant eat chilidogs youll get overwait and morbidley orbesast! Dante said "raaaaandal" and then sonick said "you clerks have denied the public their chili dogs for thel ast time." then sonic reached up his anus and pulled out like a hundred chaos ermorlds. Sonic turned into super sonic and then blew up the quick stop. Jay and silent bob started dancing and said clerks burn in hell nad then everybody died.

To be continued in sonic vs clerks ii: Retributtal rising.