Worst Sonic Fanfics

[Sky Hedgehogian Maestro]

Just post a link and maybe a l'il snippet of its terriblity (is that a word?)
Just make sure that whatever you post isn't rated M and give a heads up if it contains sexual or other strong themes. The piece you use to show off the story has to be T-rated at worst.

In other words, give disclaimers as to why a story's bad, but if there's something in the story that makes it just depraved you can either-
-Not provide a link, or
-Explicitly warn what's in the story.

[Sky Hedgehogian Maestro]

Here's the first shining example of
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7861274/1/Ultraviolence- Ultraviolence.
Warning- Contains strong violence. Obviously.

Here's a litbiscuit,

only for Super Cream to grab the Andromeda galaxy and use it to bash Shadow until erased from existence

Ultra Metal Sonic and Super Sonic 4 clash in a titanic battle, where Sonic blocks a punch but the kinetic energy blows out ten million galaxies behind him. Super Sonic 4 then takes a nearby blackhole and sucks it up, blowing it back out Ultra Metal Sonic. He's beaned by God Tails/Cream who converts his face into Supermatter, and then takes a baseball bat- with a rusty nail in it- and strikes Sonic's head so impossibly hard, I can't even describe it anymore. It breaks apart all of reality and all of superreality and all of everything. Everything cracks up and breaks apart and explodes, it's clobbering time!

My opinion: Everyone, so far, has been saying that it's a gobstopping wordstopper.

[Sky Hedgehogian Maestro]

Somebody lock this thread.

[The Cunning Condor]

Well this thread was a legacy...