I wanna be a paperback writer.
My book is gonna be based on a novel by a man named Lear. You see, it's this dirty styory about a dirty man. But, his clinging wife just doens't seem to understand.
In the middle of it all, his boy is working at the mail office. I mean, it's good money, but he wants to be a paper back writer.
So far it's about a thousand pages, give or take a few. It'll probably be longer because in a week or two I'll be writing more.